"Fict/Fact"

!>Craigslist is like eBay MySpace and Monster.com for crackheads.
@>Flipping through the channels endlessly is like watching a movie made for kids with ADD.
#>Free Masons run the country.
$>Beer is delicious.
%>Don't eat the yellow snow if you dont like the taste of piss.
^>Virginia has a Common Wealth instead of a District Attorney.
&>The Washington Nationals used to be the Montreal Expos.
(>South Park creators were from Litteleton (AKA Columbine)
)>Marilyn Manson is a combination of Marlyn Monroe and Charles Manson
!)>Superman can create a diamond by squeezing a peice of charcoal in his hands.
!!>Malevolence was deemed the best directorial debut since Sam Raimi's Evil Dead.
!@> Spider-man first appeared in Amazing Fantasy #15.
!#>Ron Jeremy's daughter is starring in a horror movies coming out soon.
!$>I am connected to Kevin Bacon by 6 degrees.
!%>The original killer in Friday the 13th was Mrs. Vorhees, Jasons mother (Although everyone knows that since Scream came out)
!^>The Epic of Gilgamesh is the oldest known literature in the world.
!&>New York State is more than just Manhattan
!*>The sun is a relatively small star
!(> Canadians eat hamburgers with mayo.
!)> Chris Rock smoked rock in New Jack City
@)> The lead singer of My Chemical Romance used to work at a comic book store.